Mr.Beans Magic

One Man told Mr.Bean;

I have so big place that i can keep the whole Money of the world in that place.

Mr.Bean replied, I have so big stick that i can change the location of the Moon on the sky.

Man replied its a lie , where you keep the stick

Mr.Bean replied at your place; where the whole world keep their Money.

Windows...............

Mr.Bean : I want Pink curtains for my computer Screen...

Salesman : But Computers do not need Curtains....

Mr.Bean : Hey! I Have Windows installed.

Female Network Administrator

How did a female Network Administrator Introduces her Husband In Social Parties?

At Social Functions She introduces Her Husband as “My Domain Server”.

Women

A wife was not at home for a whole night. So, the very next morning,

she tells her husband that she stayed at her girlfriend's apartment over
night.

The husband calls 10 of her best girlfriends, and none of them confirms that.

Men

A husband was not at home for a whole night. So he tells his wife the

very next morning, that he stayed at his friend's apartment over night.

So the wife calls 10 of his best friends : 5 of them confirm that he

stayed at their apartments that night, and the other 5 are claiming that he

still is there with them!

Conclusion
Men are better friends!

Bush, Manmohan, Aishwarya Rai and Sonia Gandhi are travelling in a train. The train goes through a tunnel and it gets
completely dark.Suddenly there is a kissing sound followed by a tight slap.The train comes out of the tunnel.Sonia and Manmohan are sitting there looking perplexed. Bush is bent over holding his face, which is red from an apparent slap. All of them remain diplomatic and nobody says anything.

Sonia is thinking: These Americans are all crazy after Aishwarya. Bush must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. Very proper that she slapped him.

Aishwarya is thinking: Bush must have tried to kiss me but kissed Sonia instead and got slapped.

Bush is thinking: Damn it. Manmohan must have tried to kiss Aishwarya. She might have thought it was me and slapped me.

Wanna guess wat Manmohan was thinking????
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Manmohan is thinking: If this train goes through another tunnel I will make another kissing sound and slap Bush again.

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